Patrick Warburton is funny in about everything, but I’d rather get my dose in “Crowded” (NBC, 10 p.m.), but I’d rather get my dose in National Car Rental spots than this tired new sitcom, which is about the sixth to explore what it thinks is a new idea: adult offspring return after college to live with parents.
In this case, it’s hard to see Miranda Cosgrove (alongside Mia Serafino) as an adult, because she’s been in so many kid Nickelodeon sitcoms in her own life, particularly “iCarly.”
The idea is that the parents (with Carrie Preston as wife) would be having sex all the time if it weren’t for the new residents, a joke that gets exhausted minutes into the first of two episodes.
There’s a welcome element of relevance to the latest romance reality show “Bride & Prejudice” (FYI, 9 p.m.) in examining a number of couples who have to fight the prejudices of their families and friends when they decide to marry outside their race in America.
It’s not precisely “Super Tuesday” but some big states — Florida, North Carolina, Ohio, Illinois and Missouri — have primaries today that may shape the future of the races. Election Results will begin rolling in at 8 p.m. on the usual cable sources on CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, etc.
They did a long-running shows for the Cowboys dancers, so here’s one seeking members of the “L.A. Clippers Dance Squad” (E!, 10 p.m.).
The sixth season finale comes for “Pretty Little Liars” (Freeform, 8 p.m.), a show that jumped time earlier in the season.
Time jumping occurs, too, in the first new episode of “Awkward” (MTV, 10 p.m.) in months, when characters are solidly into their first year in college.
Also back for a new season is “Faking It” (MTV, 10:30 p.m.).
“Limitless” (CBS, 10 p.m.) travels to Russia to find a drug vaccine.
Louis has to stay home and amuse the kids on a new “Fresh Off the Boat” (ABC, 8 p.m.).
Also back for a new season is “Faking It” (MTV, 10:30 p.m.).
The Juice tries on the gloves in court on a new “The People vs. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story” (FX, 10 p.m.).
Cece moves into the loft on “New Girl” (Fox, 8 p.m.); Adrian moves in with Charles on “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” (Fox, 9 p.m.).
Battle rounds continue on “The Voice” (NBC, 8 p.m.).
On “Dance Moms” (Lifetime, 9 p.m.), Maddie is nominated for a People’s Choice Award.
Duggars move on (at least some of them) on “Jill and Jessa: Counting On” (TLC, 9 p.m.) begins its second season with Jill moving to Central America.
A surprising traitor is exposed on “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” (ABC, 9 p.m.).
“Rizzoli and Isles” (TNT, 9 p.m.) ends its sixth season; its next season will be its last.
Clary finds a new world on “Shadowhunters” (Freeform, 9 p.m.).
“NCIS: New Orleans” (CBS, 9 p.m.) braces for St. Patrick’s Day.
The Bible causes problems on “Chrisley Knows Best” (USA, 10 p.m.). More Bible stuff in “Of Kings and Prophets” (ABC, 10 p.m.).
Hey lady! It’s Jerry Lewis’ 90th Birthday. Turner Classic Movies celebrates with five movies he did with Dean Martin — “The Stooge”( (8 p.m.), “The Caddy” (10 p.m.), “Artists and Models” (midnight), “You’re Never Too Young” (2 a.m.) and “At War with the Army” (4 a.m.).
Getting into the NCAA Tournament this week vindicates the series “Gonzaga: The March to Madness” (HBO, 10 p.m.).
Meanwhile, the Madness begins quietly with a couple of play-in games — Florida Gulf Coast vs. Fairleigh Dickinson (truTV, 6:40 p.m.) and Vanderbilt vs. Wichita State (truTV, 9:10 p.m.). The hard part will be finding truTV.
For consolation NIT, first round play begins with Akron at Ohio State (ESPN, 7 p.m.), Davidson at Florida State (ESPN2, 7 p.m.), High Point at South Carolina (ESPNU, 7 p.m.), Alabama at Creighton (ESPN, 9 p.m.), Long Beach State at Washington (ESPN2, 9 p.m.), Florida at North Florida (ESPNU, 9 p.m.) and New Mexico State at Saint Mary’s (ESPN2, 11 p.m.).
Pro basketball has Clippers at San Antonio (NBA, 8:30 p.m.).
Hockey has Detroit at Philadelphia (NBC Sports, 7:30 p.m.) and Boston at San Jose (NBC Sports, 10 p.m.).
Spring baseball includes Washington at Houston (MLB, 1 p.m.) and Yankees at Boston (MLB, 6
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