The new series “Wedding Band” (TBS, 10 p.m.) actually isn’t too bad. Tonight, star Brian Austin Green gets his wife to guest star.
“Welcome to Sweetie Pie’s” (OWN, 9 p.m.) reaches a season finale. But a new season starts for the “BBQ Pitmasters” (Destination America, 9 p.m.).
New to premium cable, Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds star in “Safe House” (HBO, 8 p.m.). One of the biggest movie losers in history, “John Carter” (Starz, 9 p.m.), about a Civil War soldier suddenly on Mars, may still be interesting.
Take your pick: “Three Muskateers” (Showtime, 8 p.m.) or “Three Kings” (G4, 10 p.m.). (No Three Stooges?).
Football dominates prime time again with Stanford at Oregon (ABC, 8 p.m.) plays opposite Oklahoma at West Virginia (Fox, 7 p.m.), while on cable, it’s Syracuse at Missouri (ESPNU, 7 p.m.), Old Dominion at James Madison (NBC Sports, 7 p.m.), Tennessee at Vanderbilt (ESPN2, 7 p.m.), Kansas State at Baylor (ESPN, 8 p.m.), UTEP at Southern Mississippi (CBS Sports, 8 p.m.), BYU at San Jose State (ESPN2, 10:30 p.m.) and Arizona at Utah (ESPNU, 10:30 p.m.).
Let us now praise waitresses, with a string of movies that includes “Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore” (TCM, 8 p.m.), “Bedazzled” (TCM, 10 p.m.), “Of Human Bondage” (midnight), “The Harvey Girls” (TCM, 2 a.m.), and “Boy Meets Girl” (TCM, 4 a.m.).
Earlier college football today includes, at noon: Florida State at Maryland (ESPNU), Iowa at Michigan (ESPN), Northwestern at Michigan State (ESPN2), Yale at Harvard (NBC Sports)and Temple at Army (CBS Sports).
Later, it’s Virginia Tech at Boston College (Fox, 12:30 p.m.), Washington at Colorado (FX, 1:30 p.m.), USC at UCLA (Fox, 3 p.m.), Texas State at Navy (CBS Sports, 3:30 p.m.), Wake Forest at Notre Dame (NBC, 3:30 p.m.), Ohio State at Wisconsin (ABC, 3:30 p.m.), Mississippi at LSU (CBS, 3:30 p.m.), North Carolina State at Clemson (ESPN2, 3:30 p.m.), Colorado State at Boise State (NBC Sports, 3:30 p.m.) and Duke at Georgia Tech (ESPNU, 3:30 p.m.).
In college basketball, it’s BYU vs. Notre Dame (truTV, 7 p.m.) and Florida State vs. Saint Joseph’s (truTV, 9:30 p.m.).
Mumford and Sons perform on “Austin City Limits” (PBS, 9 p.m., check local listings).
Jeremy Renner hosts a new “Saturday Night Live” (NBC, 11:30 p.m.) with musical guest Maroon 5.