Do guys really need their own awards show? They get one anyway in the 2013 Guys Choice Awards (Spike 9 p.m.), where categories include Most Dangerous Man, Best Lincoln, The Original Dude, Guy Movie of the Year, Alpha Male and Guy of the Year, whom we can tell you is Ben Affleck, mostly becuse the whole thing was held last weekend in L.A. Also on hand, as you can see, were Jimmy Kimmel and David Spade.
John Stamos joins the cast of “Necessary Roughness” (USA, 10 p.m.), back for a third season alongside new episodes of “Royal Pains” (USA, 9 p.m.) where a new bloueblood on the beach is played by Frances Conroy of “Six Feet Under.”
“The Colbert Report” (Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.) goes an hour tonight because of its guest, a man we’re guessing who will be persuaded to play hits from 50 years ago, Paul McCartney.
Perhaps you want to know how pitchers serve up the “Knuckelball!” (Showtime, 7:35 p.m.). A new documentary featuring Tim Wakefield and R.A. Dickey gives up some secrets.
Lookout! A jazzy new prime time news magazine, “The Lookout” (ABC, 10 p.m.) is actually run by the people who do “Nightline” and have been exiled to 12:35 a.m. It premiered last week.
“Dig Wars” (Travel Channel, 10 and 10:30 p.m.) is the odd name for yet another competition among treasure hunters in historic spots.
The adoption process gets a look in a second season of “I’m Having Their Baby” (Oxygen, 10 p.m.). Also, a new session of “Couples Therapy” (VH1, 10 p.m.) with Dr. Jenn Berman, begins with a session with the creator of “Girls Gone Wild” as well as Flavor Flav and one of the Teen Moms. She ought to be seeing the cast of “Bad Girls All Star Battle” (Oxygen, 9 p.m.) as well.
The 16 remaining cooks prepare steak for firefighters on “MasterChef” (Fox, 8 p.m.). Contestants on “The American Baking Competition” (CBS, 8 p.m.) ought to make desert.
Can we survive the death of the sun? I’m guessing the host of “Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman” (Science 10 p.m.), who raises the question tonight will find a way to do so.
“Ghost Hunters” (Syfy, 9 p.m.) returns with new episodes, looking first for the ghost of Elvis in a Shreveport arena.
Five movies from Lana Turner inthe ’50s are on Turner Classic Movies: “Imitation of Life” (8 p.m.), “The Rains of Ranchipur” (10:15 p.m.), “The Sea Chase” (12:15 a.m.), “The Bad and the Beautiful” (2:30 a.m.) and “Latin Lovers” (4:45 a.m.).
Game one in the Stanley Cup Finals are finally here, in mid June, just before the ice melts. It’s Boston at Chicago (NBC, 8 p.m.).
In baseball, Cleveland at Texas (ESPN, 8 p.m.) gets a national audience.
And here comes the WNBA season with Connecticut at Indiana (ESPN2, 8 p.m.).
Daytime Talk
Kelly & Michael: Mark Feuerstein, Caroline Rhea, Goo Goo Dolls, Lucy Liu. The View: John Stamos, Ana Quincoces. The Talk: Angela Parker, Marie Osmond. Ellen DeGeneres: Russell Crowe. Wendy Williams: LeAnn Rimes, Lilliana Vazquez.
Late Talk
David Letterman: Tom Brokaw, Darlene Love. Jay Leno: Kevin Hart, Jeremy Scahill, Trace Adkins & Colbie Caillat. Jimmy Kimmel: Jonah Hill, Arvind Mahankali, the Lonely Island (rerun). Jimmy Fallon: Gov. Chris Christie, Jennette McCurdy, Mario, Benno & Leo Batali. Craig Ferguson: Valerie Bertinelli, Adam Ray. Carson Daly: Tom Brokaw, Kevin Russ, the Coup (rerun). Tavis Smiley: Julian Fellowes, Elizabeth McGovern. John Oliver: Mavis Staples. Colbert Report: Paul McCartney. Conan O’Brien: Nathan Fillion, Bret Michaels, Kumail Nanjiani. Chelsea Handler: Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Breckin Meyer, Jen Kirkman, Fortune Feimster, Ross Mathews.