Carl Reiner, at 95, muses about longevity and vitality in his documentary “If You’re Not in the Obits, Eat Your Breakfast” (HBO, 8 p.m.). It sounds like something he might have covered with Mel Brooks in “The 2000 Year Old Man,” and clips of that routine are included as well as catching up with fellow nonagenarian. Also weighing in: Norman Lear, Stan Lee, Betty White and three who didn’t make it to the release of the film.
Tony Bennett sings “The Best is Yet to Come” to start the thing and Dick Van Dyke sings “Young at Heart” with his much younger new wife.
Things get frothy on this new scripted show about the women on a fictional daytime talk show. “Daytime Divas” (VH1, 10 p.m.) stars Vanessa Williams, Tichina Arnold and Fiona Gubelman.
Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals gets prime time broadcast coverage with Pittsburgh at Nashville (NBC, 8 p.m.).
The dudes on “The Bachelorette” (ABC, 8 p.m.) get to go on something less than a dream date — attending the “Ellen DeGeneres Show.”
Bill Cosby’s sexual assault trial isn’t being televised today, but there is a special scheduled, “Bill Cosby: An American Scandal” (Investigation Discovery, 9 p.m.).
“Stitchers” (Freeform, 9 p.m.) is back for a third season, with Kirsten’s life in the balance.
“Gotham” (Fox, 8 p.m.) ends its third season with a two hour episode as a deadly virus spreads through the city.
There’s a virus, too, on an episode of “Angie Tribeca” (TBS, 10:30 p.m.) titled “Germs of Endearment.”
The ventriloquist Jeff Dunham and his wife, a food blogger, go on the road for the new series “Incredible Edible America with the Dunhams” (Food, 10 p.m.). And Walter will probably complain all the way. First stop: Austin.
“Shadowhunters” (Freeform, 8 p.m.) resumes its season with a new episode.
Rosaline agrees to her arranged marriage on “Still Star-Crossed” (ABC, 10 p.m.).
Jimmy is pushed to desperate measures on “Better Call Saul” (AMC, 10 p.m.) and Nacho gets a new skill.
Wake moves back into the house on “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” (VH1, 8 p.m.).
Jackie throws a “love your body party” on “Basketball Wives” (VH1, 9 p.m.).
A pair of WWE divas are guests on “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” (The CW, 9 p.m.).
On “Southern Charm” (Bravo, 9 p.m.), Craig gets the keys to his new house.
But “Southern Charm Savannah” (Bravo, 10 p..m) is evacuated because of a hurricane.
Even killing gets a hashtag on the new series “#Murder” (TV One, 10 p.m.).
Turner Classic Movies begins a month-long 18-film salute to Audrey Hepburn with “Roman Holiday” (8 p.m.), “Love in the Afternoon” (10:15 p.m.), “Green Mansions” (12:45 a.m.), “We Go to Monte Carlo” (2:45 a.m.) and “Laughter in Paradise” (4:45 a.m.).
It’s Washington at Dodgers (ESPN, 10 p.m.) on Monday Night Baseball.
Soccer has a U-20 World Cup quarterfinal with Mexico vs. England (Fox Sports 1, 7 a.m.).
In the Women’s College World Series championship, it’s Florida vs. Oklahoma (ESPN, 7 p.m.).
Daytime Talk
Kelly and Ryan: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Tatiana Mislay, Erin Bowman. The View: Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Gretta Monahan. The Talk: Matthew Moden, Kit Hoover. Harry Connick: Cuba Gooding Jr., Jill Kargman, Daniel Sunjata (Rerun). Ellen DeGeneres: Josh Duhamel. Wendy Williams: Nicole Lapin. The Real: Renee Lawless (rerun).
Late Talk
Stephen Colbert: Kevin Hart, Ali Wentworth, the War on Drugs. Jimmy Kimmel: Gwyneth Paltrow, Sean “Diddy” Combs, Ryan Adams. Jimmy Fallon: John Lithgow, Riley Keogh, Giles Martin, Thundercats with Michael McDonald and Kenny Loggins. Seth Meyers: Kevin Kline, Sharon Horgan, Cage the Elephant, Jared Champion. James Corden: Gordon Ramsay, Michael Strahan. Carson Daly: Thomas Middleditch, Night Beats, Katie Dipped (rerun). Trevor Noah: Rev. Dr. William J. Barber II. Conan O’Brien: Sarah Silverman, Shawn Hatosy, Alt-J.