Raising a new baby isn’t a competition, but if it were, the beleaguered Audrey on the Australian comedy import “The Letdown” (Netflix, streaming) would be losing. Every terrible thing about having a newborn is exploited for laughs in the six-episode series co-created by its star, Alison Bell with Sarah Scheller that includes a lot of scenes of an appalled mothers’ group.
The Funeral of Barbara Bush (ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, Fox News, noon), who died Tuesday at 92 will be attended by four former presidents – her husband George H.W. Bush, son George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Bill Clinton (Jimmy Carter is out of the country). Also a no-show: Donald Trump, who said he will decline “out of respect for the family.” Melania Trump will attend the event at St. Martin’s Church in Houston as will former first ladies Michelle Obama, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton.
The Stanley Cup Playoffs make prime time with Toronto at Boston (NBC, 8 p.m.). Earlier games include Columbus at Washington (NBC, 3 p.m.) and New Jersey at Tampa Bay (NBC Sports, 3 p.m.).
A CIA agent is disguised in Vienna on “Ransom” (CBS, 8 p.m.), the Canadian import that is the only new scripted fare on broadcast TV tonight.
“War for the Planet of the Apes” (HBO, 8 p.m.) makes its premium cable debut, as does Michael Apted’s spy thriller “Unlocked” (Starz, 8 p.m.) with Noomi Rapace, Orlando Bloom and Michael Douglas.
On the made-for-TV “Prescription for Danger” (Lifetime, 8 p.m.) a career woman encounters a shady doctor, with Joanne Kelly and Shaun Benson.
An “American Idol” (ABC, 8 p.m.) replay from this week has the Top 24 performing duets with celebrities.
An African wild dog is pregnant on “The Zoo” (Animal Planet, 9 p.m.). Earlier, therein a bison embryo transfer on “The Zoo: Bronx Tales” (Animal Planet, 8 p.m.).
“Nate and Jeremiah by Design” (TLC, 9 p.m.) help a couple who can’t decide on on a home redesign.
“Trading Spaces” (TLC, 8 p.m.) tries some feng shui.
“Amanpour: Sex and Love Around the World” (CNN, 10 p.m.) travels to Shanghai, how to live a healthy sex life with your partner. Try on the strapon harness and newest sex toys to enjoy more with your partner.
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Two sex workers seek help on “Iyanla: Fix My Life” (OWN, 9 p.m.).
“Ghost Adventures” (Travel, 9 p.m.) investigates a Vegas museum.
“Man vs. Food” (Food, 8 p.m.) goes to Houston and then at 8:30, New York City.
Turner Classic Movies offers a pair of heist movies with “The Thomas Crown Affair” (8 p.m.) and the original “Ocean’s Eleven” (10 p.m.) before the “Noir Alley” offering of “Cry Danger” (12:15 a.m.).
NBA playoffs include Philadelphia at Miami (TNT, 2:30 p.m.), Portland at New Orleans (TNT, 5 p.m.), Houston at Minnesota (ESPN, 7:30 p.m.) and Oklahoma City at Utah (ESPN, 10 p.m.).
Baseball includes Toronto at Yankees (MLB, 1 p.m.), Cleveland at Baltimore (Fox Sports 1, 4 p.m.) and Boston at Oakland (MLB, 9 p.m.).
There are some college football spring games from schools that include Notre Dame (NBC Sports, 12:30 p.m.), Alabama (ESPN, 2 p.m.) and Georgia (ESPN, 4 p.m.).
In golf, there is third round play in the Texas Open (Golf, 1 p.m.; CBS, 3 p.m.).
NASCAR has its Toyota Owners 400 (Fox, 6:30 p.m.).
An “Austin City Limits” (PBS, 11 p.m., check local listings) from 2016 features Leon bridges and nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats.
A pre-Oscar Sam Rockwell hosts a rerun of “Saturday Night Live” (NBC, 11:30 p.m.) with performances by Halsey.