Fran Drescher hosts a new comedy special “More Funny Women of a Certain Age” (Showtime, 10 p.m.), featuring a group of seasoned comediennes that include Julia Scotti, Thea Vidale, Tammy Pescatelli, Caroline Rhea, Carol Montgomery and Carol Leifer.
The upcoming “F9” has been delayed because of the coronavirus, but the most recent sequel “Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw” (HBO, 8 p.m.), makes its premium cable doubt with Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham reprising their roles. Idris Elba is the villain. Also on tonight: the original “2 Fast 2 Furious” (WGN, 7:30 p.m.) “Fast & Furious” (WGN America, 10 p.m.) and “Furious 7” (FX, 8 p.m.). No cable? “The Fate of the Furious” (NBC, 8 p.m.), the previous film in the franchise is broadcast.
Too much testosterone? There is also the premium cable premiere of “Poms” (Showtime, 8:30 p.m.), in which Diane Keaton plays a woman who organizes a cheerleading squad among fellow women of a certain age including Pam Grier, Celia Weston, Jacki Weaver and Rhea Perlman.
The latest lavish Saturday night nature series from BBC America concentrates on seasonal change. The three part “Seasonal Wonderlands” (BBC America, 9 p.m.) begins with a look at New England. Domhnall Gleeson narrates.
“Say Yes to the Dress America” (TLC, 8 p.m.) has been a season-long special, trying to fit brides in each state before a big mass wedding in Central Park. Today’s the big day for mass nuptials, which are officiated by designer Randy Fenoli.
“The UnXplained” (History, 10 p.m.) looks into lost civilizations.
If you’re trying to refresh your Marvel history, the first three films in the X-Men series are rerun with “X-Men” (IFC, 3:30 p.m.), “X2” (5:45 p.m.) and “X-Men: The Last Stand” (IFC, 8:30 p.m.). To further confuse you, there’s “Iron Man” (USA, 7:45 and 10:30 p.m.), and “Avengers” Age of Ultron” (TNT, 9:45 p.m.).
In the made-for-TV thriller “Black Widow Killer” (Lifetime, 8 p.m.), a girl nearly killed in a car accident comes back 25 years later for her revenge. With Erin Karpluk, Ryan Robbins and Morgan Kohan.
A pair of screenplays by William Goldman are on Turner Classic Movies tonight: “All the President’s Men” (8 p.m.) and “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” (10:30 p.m.). Robert Redford is in both. They are followed by the midnight noir, “I Wake Up Screaming” (12:30 a.m.) and two tales about greed among fleeing men in the wild: “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre” (2:15 a.m.) and “Beast from Haunted Cave” (4:30 a.m.).
There seems to be no live sports scheduled today, which is a real head-spinner, since normally this would be the crush of championship college basketball leading to the NCAA tournament (all cancelled). ESPN planned to show old documentaries, past games or maybe have a studio of guys chattering all day.
Instead of the Saturday night NBA game of the week, there’s a replay of last week’s “American Idol” (ABC, 9 p.m.). Instead of the Big East basketball tournament, there’s a rerun of “The Masked Singer” (Fox, 8 p.m.), the one where Sarah Palin sings “Baby Got Back” in a bear costume, and a replay of this week’s “LEGO Masters” (Fox, 9 p.m.).
They join the planned reruns of “Shark Tank” (ABC, 8 p.m.), “NCIS: Los Angeles” (CBS, 8 p.m.) and “SEAL Team” (CBS, 9 p.m.).
No spring baseball? Don’t cry. There’s no crying in baseball, according to “A League of Their Own” (CMT, 8 p.m.), a movie starring a guy who has coronavirus.
Speaking of which, The CNN Global Town Hall: Coronavirus: Facts and Fears with Facebook and Instagram (CNN, 9 p.m.) gets a timely replay from earlier this week.
People avoiding such information deserve “Dumb and Dumber” (Comedy Central, 8 p.m.) or the cable news equivalent “Justice with Judge Jeanine” (Fox News, 9 p.m.).
Hallmark is acting like this month never happened with “A Valentine’s Match” (Hallmark, 8 p.m.). (You know what they say about March: In like a lion, out like a global pandemic).
“Pit Bulls and Parolees” (Animal Planet, 9 p.m.) looks back at past dogs and the jailed and gets updates.
Sam Smith and Anderson East play an “Austin City Limits” (PBS, 11 p.m., check local listings) from 2018.
A previously scheduled, Kristen Stewart-hosted “Saturday Night Live” (NBC, 11:30 p.m.) from last year with Coldplay is rerun.