Beginning its 20th season, “Dancing with the Stars” (ABC, 8 p.m.) is clearly hobbling, amassing a list of competing “celebrities” only two or three you could pick out of a police lineup. One is Patti LaBelle, now age 70. Another may be Suzanne Summers, who isn’t far behind her at 68. But Rumor Willis is the daughter of stars (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore).
One, RedFoo, is a guy from LMFAO (they apparently couldn’t get the guy with the box on his head). And, just as you thought you’d be free of this lug dominating two hours every Monday, here’s “The Bachelor” Chris Soules, undermining his belief that he has to be out on the farm all the time, missing another planting season. Amazingly, the judges are the same, as is the host, the long-suffering Tom Bergeron.
The awful people of “Southern Charm” (Bravo, 10 p.m.) are back for a second season, and Thomas and Kathryn plan a christening party for their baby girl.
“Jane the Virgin” (The CW, 8 p.m.) takes a romance writing workshop conducted by Jane Seymour.
Apparently there were some tabloid scandals we didn’t know about: “Dinosaurs: The Untold Story” (Discovery Family, 8 p.m.) is a new four-part series.
A third round of battles occur on “The Voice” (NBC, 8 p.m.).
See it again: A man indicts himself on the finale of “The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst” (HBO, 9 p.m.).
One “Strange Inheritance” (Fox Business, 9 p.m.) is in inheriting and keeping open a grandfather’s small town movie house.
A three-part adaptation of Daphne du Maurier’s “Jamaica Inn” (Acorn TV, streaming) begins online.
People are still pretty freaked out about Camille coming back from being presumed dead three years earlier on “The Returned” (A&E, 10 p.m.). But she sneaks out to a bar anyway.
Jimmy’s office has gotten a lot nicer on “Better Call Saul” (AMC, 10 p.m.).
Kristy Guevara-Flanagan’s film “Wonder Women! The Untold Story of American Superheroines” gets a replay on “Independent Lens” (PBS, 10 p.m., check local listings).
April is having trouble with her editor on “Chasing Life” (ABC Family, 9 p.m.). So what else is new?
When a 700-pound man is featured on “My 600 Pound Life” (TLC, 8 p.m.), they must not address 100 pounds of him.
Alfonso Ribeiro’s focus on “Unwrapped 2.0” (Cooking, 10 p.m.) is entirely on nuts.
Robert Osborne picks the titles tonight on Turner Classic Movies. His choices: “The Oklahoma Kid” (8 p.m.), “China Seas” (9:30 p.m.), “They Met in Bombay” (11:15 p.m.), “Billy Rose’s Jumbo” (1 a.m.), “Elephant Stampede” (3:15 a.m.) and “Elephant Boy” (4:30 a.m.).
Women’s college basketball tournament gets its brackets announced on the NCAA Championship Selection Show (ESPN, 7 p.m.).
NBA action includes Cleveland at Miami (ESPN, 8 p.m.) and Lakers at Golden State (ESPN, 10:30 p.m.).
Hockey has Washington at Buffalo (NBC Sports Network, 7 p.m.).
Spring baseball includes Detroit at St. Louis (MLB, 1 p.m.) and Cubs at San Diego (MLB, 4 p.m.).
Daytime Talk
Kelly & Michael: Shailene Woodley, Jerry O’Connell, Taraji P. Henson. The View: Nick Cannon, Grace Gealey, Raven-Symone. The Talk: James Corden, Jaymes Vaughan, Paul Bartolotta, Dania Ramirez. Ellen DeGeneres: Michelle Obama, Bellamy Young, Madonna, Courtney Barnett. Wendy Williams: Ereka Vetrini. Meredith Vieira: Elizabeth Hurley, James Denton. Queen Latifah: Jada Pinkett Smith, Bruno Tonioli (rerun).
Late Talk
David Letterman: Shailene Woodley, Cornel West, Matthew E. White. Jimmy Fallon: Jim Parsons, Miles Teller, Wiz Khalifa. Jimmy Kimmel: Kevin Hart, Brad Paisley. Seth Meyers: Keri Russell, Sen. Ted Cruz, Smallpools. Late Late Show: William Shatner, Judy Smith, Cesar Milan, Wayne Brady (rerun). Carson Daly: Kal Penn, La Sera, Mac McClelland. Tavis Smiley: Mayor Bill de Blasio, Petty Yende. Jon Stewart: Andrew Cockburn. Conan O’Brien: Kevin Nealon, Maia Mitchell, Tobias Jesso Jr.