rush-hourAsian-Americans on network TV may have taken a step forward with things like “Fresh Off the Boat.” But now they take a big step backwards with “Rush Hour” (CBS, 10 p.m.), a ham-handed remake of the 1998 movie that itself was starting to flag after a couple of remakes. John Foo stands in for the Jackie Chan part enduring every Asian stereotype gag they can throw in. Justin Hires is just flat as the Chris Tucker role and the whole thing is a very bad idea. Plus it’s an hour long.

“Archer” (FX, 10 p.m.) seems to energize itself with a new theme each season. For No. 7, the team goes to Los Angeles to become private detectives and the whole thing has 007 farce feel. The animation remains as good as the voice actors are funny.

David Hasselhoff’s whole life seems a parody, so it makes sense that “Hoff the Record” (AXS TV, 9 p.m.), a faux reality show about his life, would seem especially so. A British deadpan approach greatly aids this amiably goofy series.

“Shades of Blue” (NBC, 10 p.m.) ends its first season. It’s not clear whether the Jennifer Lopez cop drama is coming back.

The latest in the British import arts documentaries hosted by celebrities, “The Brilliant Bronte Sisters” (Ovation, 7 p.m.) is a literary excursion led by the actress Sheila Hancock.

The thing about the new series “The Eighties” (CNN, 9 p.m.) is that the network can still hold onto its Donald Trump obsession.

Christopher Miloni goes “Inside the Actors Studio” (Bravo, 8 p.m.).

If this is the season finale of “You, Me and the Apocalypse” (NBC, 8 p.m.), it must also be the end of the world — on the show.

Like a good network partner, “Life in Pieces” (CBS, 8:30 p.m.) gets involved in March Madness promotion before completing its first season with an episode at 9 p.m.

Not sure we have to have a fictional politics when reality is doing what it is, but there’s a new episode of “Scandal” (ABC, 9 p.m.).

Ke$ha (who may or may not have removed the dollar sign from her name) joins Brad Goreski to judge a fairy tale challenge on “Project Runway Allstars” (Lifetime, 9 p.m.).

The top three are chosen on “American Idol” (Fox, 8 p.m.).

Ray and Kendra couple up on “DC’s Legends of Tomorrow” (The CW, 8 p.m.).

It’s Lauren Cohan vs. Sonequa Martin-Green in tonight’s “Lip Sync Battle” (Spike, 10 p.m.).

“The Real World” (MTV, 10 p.m.) includes male strippers and an injury.

The month-long Thursday night showcase of movies condemned by the Catholic League of Decency concludes with “The Moon is Blue” (8 p.m.), “Baby Doll” (10 p.m.), “L’amore” (12:15 a.m.), “Strange Cargo” (1:45 a.m.), “Rififi” (3:45 a.m.) and “Love in the Afternoon” (5:45 a.m.).

It’s George Washington vs. Valparaiso (ESPN 7 p.m.) in  the men’s college basketball NIT title game. It’s followed by some pre-Final Four folderol, the College Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championships (ESPN, 9 p.m.) from the Berry Center in Cypress, Texas.

NBA action includes Chicago at Houston (TNT, 7 p.m.) and Los Angeles at Oklahoma City (TNT, 9:30 p.m.).

Hockey has Nashville at Pittsburgh (NHL, 7 p.m.).

Spring baseball has St. Louis at Yankees (MLB, 1 p.m.) and Mets at Cubs (MLB, 8 p.m.).

Daytime Talk

Kelly & Michael: Ryan Reynolds, Khloe Kardashian. The View: Jennifer Lopez. The Talk: Luke Dierks Bentley, Louis Aguirre. Ellen DeGeneres: Ryan Seacrest, Demi Lovato (rerun). Wendy Williams: Terrence J. Chef Ahki (rerun). The Real: Kirk Franklin, Michelle Williams (rerun). Meredith Vieira: Gillian Rancid, Melissa Rivers, Brad Goreski, Spencer Stone (rerun).

Late Talk

Stephen Colbert: Sarah Paulson, Tatiana Maslany, Wynton Marsalis, Lil Buck, Jared Grimes. Jimmy Kimmel: Bill Murray, Neel Sethi, Twenty88. Jimmy Fallon: Tylor Lautner, Sean “Diddy” Combs, Weezer. Seth Meyers: Pharrell Williams, Andrew Rannells, Corbin Maxey, Stanton Moore. James Corden: Luke Bryan, Sam Heugran, Rita Wilson. Carson Daly: Maggie Siff, White Mystery, Jeff Nichols. Tavis Smiley: Don Cheadle. Trevor Noah: Shaka Senghor (rerun). Larry Wilmore: Jurnee Smollett-Bell (rerun). Conan O’Brien: Amy Adams, Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Jesse Eisenberg, Laurence Fishbone, Gal Gadot, Holly Hunter, Diane Lane, Zack Snyder.