I can tell you that I voted for the first time in the Critics’ Choice Real TV Awards, but can also say that I certainly didn’t vote for the resulting winner of Female Star of the Year, “Dr. Pimple Popper” (TLC, 9 p.m.).
A monkfish challenge on “MasterChef” (Fox, 8 p.m.) has Morimoto as guest judge.
“Malawi Wildlife Rescue” (Smithsonian, 8 p.m.) drives a lion away from a school.
Ali Wentworth, Sara Haines, Kai Penn and Michelle Buteau play “The $100,000 Pyramid” (ABC, 9 p.m.). It comes between new episodes of “Press Your Luck” (ABC, 8 p.m.) and “Card Sharks” (ABC, 10 p.m.), hosted by Joel McHale, who also hosts “Crime Scene Kitchen” (Fox, 9 p.m.).
On “Kung Fu” (CW, 9 p.m.) Nicky follows a lead to Canada.
There’s a suspicious turkey kill on “North Woods Law: Wildside” (Animal Planet, 10 p.m.).
“Family Karma” (Bravo, 9 p.m.) is still having its Halloween party.
Women begin work on their album on “BET Presents the Encore” (BET, 10 p.m.).
On “The Bold Type” (Freeform, 10 p.m.), Kat struggles to get a movement off the ground.
Iliza Shlesinger, Heidi Gardner and Jonathan Kimmel lend their voices to “Crank Yankers” (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.).
“Dave” (FX, 10 p.m.) develops his friendship with Benny.
Juliette neglects her swimwear line on “Siesta Key” (MTV, 8 p.m.).
“Narco Wars” (National Geographic, 9 p.m.) takes a look at mobster Henry Hill.
Kristin Cavallari returns to L.A. on “The Hills: New Beginnings” (MTV, 9 p.m.).
“Full Frontal with Samantha Bee” (TBS, 10:30 p.m.) may have something to say about voting rights.
The last film teacher steps in to showcase her favorites on Turner Classic Movies with “Show Boat” (8 p.m.), “Rhapsody in Blue” (10 p.m.) and “Wuthering Heights” (12:45 a.m.). It’s followed by two stories from the desert, “Palm Springs Weekend” (2:45 a.m.) and “The Saint in Palm Springs” (4:30 a.m.).
During the day are old dark house mysteries: “The Monster” (7:45 a.m.), the 1929 “Seven Keys to Baldpate” (9:15 a.m.), “The Unholy Night” (10:30 a.m.), “Before Dawn” (12:15 p.m.), “The Phantom of Crestwood” (1:30 p.m.), “Mystery House” (3 p.m.), “The Hidden Hand” (4 p.m.), the 1947 “Seven Keys to Baldpate” (5:15 p.m.) and “The Bat” (6:30 p.m.).
Baseball includes White Sox at Pittsburgh (MLB, 12:35 p.m.), Milwaukee at Arizona (MLB, 3:40 p.m.), Atlanta at Mets (MLB, 7:10 p.m.) and Dodgers at San Diego (ESPN, 10 p.m.).
Game 1 of the NBA Playoffs Eastern Conference finals has Atlanta at Milwaukee (TNT, 8:30 p.m.).
The Stanley Cup Playoffs has Tampa Bay at Islanders (NBC Sports, 8 p.m.) in Game 6.
Soccer has Slovakia vs. Spain (ESPN, noon), Sweden vs. Poland (ESPN2, noon), Portugal vs. France (ESPN, 3 p.m.) and Germany vs. Hungary (ESPN2, 3 p.m.) in the UEFA European Championship; and Ecuador vs. Peru (Fox Sports 1, 5 p.m.) and Colombia vs. Brazil (Fox Sports 1, 8 p.m.) in the Copa America.
The Baseball College World Series has Stanford vs. Vanderbilt (ESPN, 7 p.m.).
Daytime Talk
Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest: Jennifer Garner, Delroy Lindo, Dr. Jennifer Jellison. The Talk: Iliza Shlesinger, Shan Boodram, Victor Cruz. Ellen DeGeneres: Henry Golding, Damien Caillaud, Urbain Ngobobo, Sakura Kokumai, Haley Anderson, Ashleigh Johnson. Drew Barrymore: Laura Prepon, Abbi Jacobson (rerun). Kelly Clarkson: Vin Diesel, Caroline Rhea, Ruth Righi, Ezra French, Jennifer Nettles. Tamron Hall: Busta Rhymes, Patrick Devenny, Alyssa Milano (rerun). Drew Barrymore: Laura Prepon, Abbi Jacobson (rerun). Wendy Williams: John Oliver. The Real: Ken Jeong, Rachel Cargle (rerun).
Late Talk
Stephen Colbert: Christine Baranski, Joy Oladokun. Jimmy Kimmel: Billy Crystal, Emma Corrin, Seventeen. Jimmy Fallon: John Cena, Henry Winkler, Majid Jordan. Seth Meyers: Bill Clinton, James Patterson, Titus Welliver, Weezer, Kristina Schiano. James Corden: Josh Gad, Chloe Moriondo. Lilly Singh: Padma Lakshmi (rerun). Conan O’Brien: Dana Carvey.