One way or another, something bad is going to happen on “Accident, Suicide or Murder” (Oxygen, 8 p.m.).

Baseball includes Minnesota at Yankees (MLB, 1 p.m.), Milwaukee at San Diego (Fox Sports 1, 4 p.m.), Texas at Houston (MLB, 7 p.m.) and Cubs at Dodgers (MLB, 10 p.m.).

Auto racing includes the Monster Energy Supercross (NBC, 3 p.m.), the Grand Prix of Long Beach (USA, 5 p.m.) and the Call Before You Dig 250 (Fox Sports 1, 7:30 p.m.). 

The USFL begins its second revived season with Philadelphia at Memphis (Fox, 4:30 p.m.) and New Jersey at Birmingham (Fox, 7:30 p.m.).

The XFL season continues Vegas at Houston (ABC, 12:30 p.m.) and Orlando at San Antonio (ESPN2, 7 p.m.).

There is also Australian Rules Football, with Port Adelaide at Western (Fox Sports 2, 5:30 p.m.).

It’s U.S. vs. Czech Republic (NHL, noon) in the women’s hockey world championship semifinal. 

The NCAA gymnastics championship final (ABC, 4 p.m.) is held. 

Men’s college lacrosse has Syracuse at North Carolina (ESPNU, noon) and Northwestern at Ohio State (ESPNU, 6 p.m.).

Jade Bird and Dayglow play a 2021 “Austin City Limits” (PBS, 11 p.m.).

Ana de Armas hosts a new “Saturday Night Live” (NBC, 11:30 p.m.) with musical guest Karol G. The 10 p.m. rerun with Seth Rogen and Spoon is from 2007.