What began in the 80s as “Roseanne” now ends for good as “The Conners” (ABC, 8 p.m.) has its series finale after seven seasons (“Roseanne” ran for 10). John Goodman, Sara Gilbert, Laurie Metcalf and the rest take their final bows tonight in a pair of episodes.
Netflix has been able to create a couple of addictive reality shows (“The Circle” and “Love is Blind” among them). But it’s also made an equal number of bad ones(the excruciating new “Pop the Balloon”). The result is a generation of dim bulbs whose only profession now is to appear on other Netflix reality shows. A dozen of them (most of whom you won’t know or would have long forgotten) have been collected for a “Battle Camp” (Netflix, streaming), in which they team up and battle eachother; losers will have to vote someone out. It’s not much fun.
From Japan comes “Bullet Train Explosion” (Netflix, streaming) a remake of its 1975 film “The Bullet Train” that became an inspiration to the movie “Speed.”
A third season comes for the comedy “The Cleaner” (BritBox, streaming), starring Greg Davies as a crime scene cleaner.
The new series “Life or Death: The Negotiators” (National Geographic, 10 p.m.) follows some of the world’s most skilled negotiators. Instead of getting peace treaties, though, the premiere tonight looks at an efforts to free 26 fisherman who have been held hostage by Somali pirates for four years.
A new season starts for “Mysteries of the aAbandoned: Hidden America” (Discovery, 11 p.m.) looking at abandoned places, starting with a hotel in Northern California that was home to a cult.
“The Floor” (Fox, 9 p.m.) ends its third season by anteing a winner.
Ellis thinks the killer might be at a jazz club on “Wild Cards” (CW, 8 p.m.).
A skateboarder hit by an emergency vehicle gets help on “Chicago Med” (NBC, 8 p.m.); a decade-old fire gets some scrutiny on “Chicago Fire” (NBC, 9 p.m.); and “Chicago P.D.” (NBC, 10 p.m.) works with an informant to get info on a robbery-murder case.
“The Amazing Race” (CBS, 9:30 p.m.) remains in Bulgaria, where teams look for an Express Pass.
A stolen carriage is chased on “Sherlock & Daughter” (CW, 9 p.m.).
“Travel Queens” (BET Her, 8 p.m.) is a new four-part documentary series follows Lex P and Drea Nicole from the “Pour Minds” podcast as they visit two places in the U.S., as well as one each in Mexico and Colombia.
A winner is named among W. Kamau Bell, Robin Thicke and Dave Friedberg in the the fifth season finale of “Celebrity Jeopardy!” (ABC, 9 p.m.).
“The Masked Singer” (Fox, 8 p.m.) reaches quarter finals.
Tensions rise among alliance members on “Survivor” (CBS, 8 p.m.).
“Changing Planet” (PBS, 10 p.m., check local listings) returns for its fourth season by looking at a big river restoration project in northern California.
Big D is caught snooping around on “All the Queen’s Men” (BET, 9 p.m.).
“Stadium Lockup” (A&E, 9 p.m.) featues a standoff between officers and drunks trying to get in the stadium.
Organized crime may be involved with “The Stolen Girl” (Freeform, 10 p.m.).
“Summer House” (Bravo, 9 p.m.) throws its first Snoozevest party.
The second season premiere of the Disney+ series “Andor” (ABC, 10 p.m.) gets a showcase on broadcast TV.
“Expedition Files” (Discovery, 9 p.m.) looks into adventurers who have taken strange turns, such as turning canibalistic.
The 100th anniversary of Harry Houdini’s visit to a Winchester house is marked on “Ghost Adventures” (Discovery, 10 p.m.) with a seance.
Turner Classic Movies’ month-long Wednesday-night series of films on faith turns to world religions with “The Clay Bird” (8 p.m.), “The Burmese Harp” (11:15 p.m.), “Devi” (1:30 a.m.) and “The River” (3:15 a.m.). During the day are films of Los Angeles with “Rebel Without a Cause” (6:15 a.m.), “The Strip” (8:15 a.m.), “Don’t Make Waves” (9:45 a.m.), “The Exiles” (11:30 a.m.), “The Big Sleep” (12:45 p.m.), “A Bucket of Blood” (2:45 p.m.), “The Bad and the Beautiful” (4:15 p.m.) and “The Late Show” (6:15 p.m.).
First round NBA Playoff games have Orlando at Boston (TNT, truTV, 7 p.m.), Miami at Cleveland (NBA, 7:30 p.m.) and Golden State at Houston (TNT, truTV, 9:30 p.m.).
First round Stanley Cup action has Montreal at Washington (ESPN, 7 p.m.), Dallas at Colorado (ESPN, 9:30 p.m.) and Edmonton at Los Angeles (TBS, 10 p.m.).
Baseball includes Philadelphia at Mets (MLB, 1 p.m.), San Diego at Detroit (MLB, 1 p.m.), Dodgers at Cubs (MLB, 7 p.m.) and Toronto at Houston (MLB, 7:30 p.m.).
Daytime Talk
Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos: Ricky Gervais, Lisa Vanderpump. The View: Sen. Raphael Warnock, Shanola Hampton. Kelly Clarkson: Josh Duhamel, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Beals. Drew Barrymore: Kristen Kish. Jennifer Hudson: Penn Badgley, Robyn Hurder. Tamron Hall: Tika Sumpter, Clinton Kelly, Stacy London.
Late Talk
Stephen Colbert: Noah Wyle, Jenny Slate (rerun). Jimmy Kimmel: Ben Affleck, Danny Ricker, Jensen McRae. Jimmy Fallon: Elton John, Brandi Carlile, Hailee Steinfeld, Perfume Genius (rerun). Seth Meyers: Viola Davis, Amanda Peet (rerun). Taylor Tomlinson: Vinny Thomas, Paul F. Tompkins, Aparna Nacheria (rerun). John Mulaney: Rita Moreno, Conan O’Brien, Ayo Edebiri, Metz.